Nicolas Cage is VAMPIRE!!

A Civil War-era photograph of Nicolas Cage has surfaced on eBay, and there is only one logical explanation....he's a vampire.

The photo, which is being sold by a man from Tennessee for an asking price of $1 million, shows the Oscar winner in a Civil War-era photograph. But whats even more amazing, it appears that Nicolas Cage hasnt aged a day since the photograph was taken. Jack Mord, who is selling the photo on eBay, said:

“Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult or a talk show host.”